Peasant Parking

theyellowbrickroad:

i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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— 22 hours ago with 100234 notes

penandpage:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

image

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— 22 hours ago with 44527 notes

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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— 22 hours ago with 77150 notes
whovianletthedaleksout:

bealli62:

imsome-thingelse:

xpsychohogx:

unimportant:

earth science?



Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.

Black opal. These are beautiful.

no it’s a dragon scale

whovianletthedaleksout:

bealli62:

imsome-thingelse:

xpsychohogx:

unimportant:

earth science?

image

Holy shit it’s a dragon scale.

Black opal. These are beautiful.

no it’s a dragon scale

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— 22 hours ago with 99726 notes
outstandingplaces:

Haiku Stairs, Hawaii, United States - This Stairway to Heaven is located on the island of Oahu, Hawaii. (outstandingplaces.com)

outstandingplaces:

Haiku Stairs, Hawaii, United States - This Stairway to Heaven is located on the island of Oahu, Hawaii. (outstandingplaces.com)

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— 1 day ago with 2237 notes
"I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me."
Dr. Gregory House (via muse)

(Source: d-ivinitus, via aoawaywego)

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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